Geeky Wedding Favors

Found on Etsy, you gotta love this. I do..!!   All geeks must have this for their wedding..!!! i would be so tickled to attend a wedding and to get this .. as a wedding favor.

At Swan Mountain Soaps, we know the time eventually comes when a geek develops an overwhelming hormonal attraction for another geek. Sometimes, they even mate in real life. Hopefully, their Labia superfluos entafada and Labium inferius connect physically. As everyone knows, the skin on the abovementioned erogenous organ – used in kissing and other acts of intimacy – is not hairy, and does not have sweat glands or sebaceous glands. Therefore the lips do not have the usual protection layer of sweat and body oils which keep the skin smooth, inhibit pathogens, and regulate warmth. For these reasons, the lips dry out faster and become chapped more easily. Besides, all those years of nervously chewing on pencils can take their toll.

Of course geeks hang out with other geeks, and as such we’d expect a plethora of geeks at your wedding. Nobody wants a plethora of chapped geeks.

So we made a wedding favor as smart as you are. No petroleum products, no fillers, and no questionable chemicals. Normally our Geek Balm come unscented, but just for you we’ll flavor it with one of the following scents:

* Apple Pi
* Mountain Dew
* Fruity Mike & Ike

It is, after all, your day.

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